CATEGORY: Rhyming POLEMICS
Jon Kaufman28th January 2015Ode to Austerity
Most born into poverty, a few born into wealth.
Bizarrely the wealthy get wealthier through cunning and through stealth.
Rich kids flying high, backed up by daddy and mummy,
Everybody knows that money goes to money.
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Jon Kaufman17th January 2015Olympic Legacy – Going, Going, Gone (Part 2)
They said it would inspire a generation
To run and to jump and to swim.
They promised it would motivate our youngsters
And the fight against obesity would begin.
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Jon Kaufman22nd December 2014London Calling – A Very Brief History
Londinium dates back to Roman times
Where its ambitious administrators hailed from sunnier climes.
And with the fall of Rome came new masters aplenty
Vikings, Saxons and Norman gentry.
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Jon Kaufman21st September 2014Consciousness
Something of a blessing, something of a curse
A lifetime of thinking only makes things worse.
What to do with it, where to take it
Am I getting wiser or am I just faking it?
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Jon Kaufman17th September 2014Scotland Calling
Who are the Scots, who are the Brits?
During days of Empire, a potent mix.
Signing up for the Black and Tans
Killing the Irish with their blood stained hands.
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Jon Kaufman7th September 2014Ethnic Cleansing: Editorial
Death to the Other, he ain’t my brother
Death to the infidel, let him rot in hell,
Death to the Ruskies, Hispanics and Yankees
Death to the foreigner with their foul reeking smell.
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Jon Kaufman18th June 2014World Cup Deliberations
Eight million children sniffing glue on the street
Selling their young bodies for something to eat
Offering sex like a slice of cheap meat
It’s child prostitution in the Brazilian heat
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Jon Kaufman8th July 2012The Circus is Coming to Town
Hurrah, the Circus is coming to town
And my heart is beginning to pound
With the runners and jumpers
And swimmers and punchers
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